You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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