She announced her abortion via fbk
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
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Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
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Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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