forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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