i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
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Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
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go home
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How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
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They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
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