Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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