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Betty ford says i'm here all night
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
You took a bar mat shot.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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