Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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