That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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