They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
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I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
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You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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