I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
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im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
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If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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