i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
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Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
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Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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