It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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