That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
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