is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
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Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
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BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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