I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
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I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
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I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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