So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Randomize
