i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
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