honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
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tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
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my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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