butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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