I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
The struggles of a small town man whore
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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