i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize
