I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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