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Wipe that smile off your face.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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