It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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