She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
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