I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
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