i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
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he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
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All is fair in love and war and toga parties
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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