Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
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dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
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Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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