I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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