I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
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