you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
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all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
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He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I am available for nakedness
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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