I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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