I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
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Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
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You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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