so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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