i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
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