i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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