I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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