your thong is hanging out like whoa
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
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its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
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I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
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After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.