ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
23 People Have Step Parents That Are Younger Than Them
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
27 People Confess The Worst Jobs They’ve Ever Had
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.