By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
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So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
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Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
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