Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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