it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
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She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
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Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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