Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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