R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
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They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
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Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Couch. On fire.
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