i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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