i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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