Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
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Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
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I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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