my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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