I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
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