Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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