someone get that fucking seahorse.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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