Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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