come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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