...so i touched it.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Randomize
