Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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