susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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