a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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