you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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