if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
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I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
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My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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