That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
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We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
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wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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